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The USA Socks

$12.00

These socks are as United as the States of America. With our patented snap, they stay together whenever they aren't on your feet--from the washer, to the dryer, to the drawer, so that you'll never lose your favorite socks again.

That's right--the fourth of July socks you'll actually be able to find next year. No fallen soldiers left behind in the mysterious depths of the wash-cycle. We're winning the war on socks, starting right now.

America, Americaaa, God shed his grace on feeeeeet. 

- Form-Fitting Crew Sock
- Ultra-Comfort Cotton/Nylon/Spandex Mix
- Breathable, Durable, Lovable
- (And they just look good)

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