The Stacked in Your Favor Stack Socks
These socks get more exciting the further down you go, all the way to the toes, where the bright yellow sun will shine all day long. Treat your toes, Timothy. If you are reading this and your name is Timothy, you pretty much have to buy these now. If not, you still can, fake Timothy.
Our patented snap keeps these socks together whenever they're not on your feet, in the washer, the dryer, and the drawer. Never lose your favorite socks again, not even one of them. Save time. Save money. Save socks.
- Form-Fitting Crew Socks
- Ultra-Comfort Cotton/Nylon/Spandex Mix
- Breathable, Durable, Lovable
- Beautiful: The socks you won't want to lose.
- Snapable: The socks you will not lose.
*We'd like to publicly admit that this is the most ridiculous sock description written on the site yet. Top 3 at least. If you're very serious about lots of things and you like things to be very serious, we're sorry. No we're not. Lighten up Timothy.